Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Facial Hair

The growth of hair on one's face is governed by the release of testosterone in the body. Therefore, facial hair is not only manly, but is actually precipitated by manliness itself. Think about that.

Whether it's just the bare amount of stubble...

 

...or a classically styled mustache...


...or perhaps even the pinnacle of masculinity that is the Full Beard...

The drummer is not as manly, hence the reduction in facial hair
...one can not deny that facial hair = MANLY POWER. In fact, I have found that there is one, only ONE style of facial hair that does not result in a net increase in the perceived masculinity of the wearer. And that style is... the neckbeard.


Keep that neck clean, boys. I'm gonna go make sweet love to your mother.










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10 comments:

  1. BubleeOctober 6, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    Might as well grow a dick out of your face too. What? I dont understand what I am tying anymore. Good post man. Gotta love bears

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  2. OneFourSevenOctober 6, 2010 at 3:25 PM

    Facial hair is incredibly important to overall manliness. This blog speaks truth.

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  3. CodyOctober 7, 2010 at 2:11 AM

    hahahaha, this is classic. That guy's moustache is incredible!

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  4. AskanisonOctober 7, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    Meh'. I can't grow facial hair. It simply grows in too splotchy.

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  5. JmarkOctober 8, 2010 at 12:13 AM

    The "classic" mustache should go back from whence it came haha.

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  6. Jack A. LopeOctober 8, 2010 at 8:12 AM

    I think the classic mustache looks sexy, Jmark. I'd Nietzsche his Existentialism any day. ;D

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  7. Max SteelOctober 8, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    Poor neckbeard so much fail

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  8. 776October 8, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    so youre saying neckbeards arent cool?

    what?

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  9. highfiveghostOctober 9, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    I wanna meet that dad.

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  10. LeoOctober 22, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Are beards manly even if they are scraggly stubbly pieces of shit?

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