Sunday, October 10, 2010

Pipes

Pipes are manly, period.

Pictured: A real man, complete with pipe and beard
Well, actually, smoking in any form is pretty manly. Think about it: you are ingesting the product of FIRE, MAN'S EARLIEST ALLY AND DEADLIEST FOE, ONE OF THE FUNDAMENTAL DESTRUCTIVE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE. And you're just sucking that shit down. So fucking manly. And on top of that, you might get cancer from it. Extra manly points.

Cancer? "This is me giving a fuck."
So yeah, while the simple act of smoking is quite manly in and of itself, the use of a pipe bumps up the manliness to untold levels. Pipes are just awesome, end of story. Even if you're filling your pipe with some of that "funny stuff" the hippies like so much instead of good old fashioned tobacco, I ain't gonna judge. Pipes are manly and so are you. Happy smoking.

20 comments:

  1. This is my favorite one you've posted yet! Good stuff.

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  2. "...ingesting the product of FIRE"
    Hahaha, nice.

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  3. http://intpme.blogspot.com/2010/10/shopping-for-bananas-3.html

    this is relevant Mr. manly :3

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  4. I have a cool pipe, it dis-assembles in to a torch looking thing, it's sick.

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  5. Pipes are pretty damn manly, but I think cigars are even more so. Not them little pussy cigarillos I mean real fucking cigars.

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  6. Fuck cigarettes. Everyone around here smokes cigarettes. I smoke from a pipe, always. Even when I'm at work, I take it out of my jacket pocket, put a little tobacco in it, go out back and smoke like a god damned man.

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  7. thanks dad, you've shown me the way! this is a real howto on how to be a man

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  8. gotta love a good ole pipe, nothing like that to get the good vibes rollin.

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  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esw0Y67YzjI

    Gotta send yo kids to pipe camp.

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  10. Is any particular style of pipe more manly than the others?

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  11. Manly as fuck. I love pipes for every reason you described, as I prefer a pipe to any other smoking device.

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  12. Eh'. Pipes are only manly if it's a 45+ year old man smoking one. And he has to have a navy hat or some other feature that already makes him look manly.

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  13. I really need to get my pipe back.

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  14. This is definitely a mans blog! I tip my hat to you, kind sirrs

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  15. pipes are pretty hardcore indeed!

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